Whether you’re pillaging the fridge or storming the biscuit aisle like a berserker, this “Will Raid for Snacks” T-shirt lets the world know your priorities: plunder first, protein bars second.
Crafted for modern-day warriors of the sofa and the saga, this black tee blends Norse mythology, pagan pride, and battle-ready banter into one glorious garment. Odin may have hung on Yggdrasil for wisdom, but you? You’ll raid for crisps.
Details:


Classic black unisex T-shirt


Soft, breathable cotton blend (because no one wants scratchy chainmail)


Available in sizes S to 3XL (even Thor had a feast belly)


Machine washable – survives modern laundry dragons


Perfect for: Pagan festivals, Viking re-enactments, barbecues, late-night snack runs, and any occasion where mead and munchies are on the menu.
Keywords: Viking humour T-shirt, Norse funny shirt, pagan slogan tee, raid for snacks shirt, Norse mythology clothing, heathen gift idea, funny Viking apparel, Odin T-shirt, snack raider top, black Norse T-shirt.



 
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL




Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00


Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00


Sleeve length, in
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50



 


EU representative: Northern Realms, northernrealmsuk@gmail.com, 14 Granville Mount, Otley, Otley, ENG, LS213DZ, GB
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean