Let’s be honest—if your kids were a world serpent, a death goddess, and a giant wolf with daddy issues, you’d need a drink too. This hilarious white T-shirt reads "The One Where Loki’s Kids Needed Therapy (and a Leash)", poking fun at everyone’s favourite chaos god and his delightfully messed-up offspring. A must-have for Norse pagans, Viking fans, or anyone who loves mythology with a side of dysfunction.
Ideal for heathens with a dark sense of humour, chaotic-neutral parents, or Loki worshippers just trying to survive their own little monsters. Printed on premium blended white cotton that’s as comfy as a hug from Fenrir (but far less bitey).
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Northern Realms, northernrealmsuk@gmail.com, 14 Granville Mount, Otley, Otley, ENG, LS213DZ, GB
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean