Who needs a car when you’ve got wind in your beard and blood on the oars? This “My Other Ride is a Longship” T-shirt is a cheeky nod to every Norse soul stuck in the modern world but dreaming of raids, rowlocks, and the open sea.
Whether you're gridlocked on the M1 or gliding through the fjords of your imagination, this tee reminds the world that you’re a Viking at heart—and your Uber is a dragon-headed masterpiece.
Details:
Classic black unisex T-shirt
Soft cotton blend – good for rowing or ranting
Available in sizes S to 3XL
Machine washable – seaworthy and sarcasm-proof
 
Perfect for: Viking re-enactors, Norse mythology nerds, pagan car meets, or anyone whose satnav once said “Turn left at the monastery.”
 
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
Sleeve length, in
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
 


EU representative: Northern Realms, northernrealmsuk@gmail.com, 14 Granville Mount, Otley, Otley, ENG, LS213DZ, GB
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean