This isn’t facial hair—it’s a statement of honour, power, and possibly mead stains. The “It’s Not a Beard, It’s a Lifestyle” T-shirt is for those who know that a true beard isn’t just grown, it’s earned.
Channel the spirit of Thor, the wisdom of Odin, and the raw masculine energy of every Viking who ever used their beard as both insulation and intimidation. If you’ve ever braided it before battle or stroked it while pondering the fate of empires (or what’s for tea), this one’s for you.
Details:


Classic black unisex T-shirt


Soft cotton blend – beard-friendly and battle-ready


Available in sizes S to 3XL


Machine washable – even after runic grooming rituals


 
Perfect for: Norse pagans, proud beard-growers, barbershop berserkers, and anyone who treats their chin like sacred turf.



 
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL




Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00


Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00


Sleeve length, in
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50



 


EU representative: Northern Realms, northernrealmsuk@gmail.com, 14 Granville Mount, Otley, Otley, ENG, LS213DZ, GB
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean