Subtle? Absolutely not. This T-shirt says exactly what you’re thinking—and dares anyone to find out the hard way. Whether your axe is metaphorical, emotional, or actually hanging in the boot of your car, this shirt lets everyone know you’re not here to chat about the weather.
It’s bold, it’s brash, and it’s got enough Viking swagger to make Thor raise an eyebrow.
Details:
Classic black unisex T-shirt
Soft cotton blend – perfect for swinging steel or sarcasm
Available in sizes S to 3XL
Machine washable – bloodstains optional
Perfect for: Viking re-enactors, axe-throwers, Norse pagans, berserkers, or anyone whose love language is sharp and double-bladed.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Northern Realms, northernrealmsuk@gmail.com, 14 Granville Mount, Otley, Otley, ENG, LS213DZ, GB
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean