Golden boy Baldur—beloved, beautiful, and somehow still the biggest liability in Asgard. This hilariously grim T-shirt reads "The One Where Baldur Couldn’t Even Die Properly", poking fun at the Norse god who was immune to everything… except mistletoe. It's the most dramatic failure of immortality ever, and we’re still not over it.
Ideal for Norse pagans, Viking myth nerds, or anyone who loves their mythology with a side of dark humour and divine incompetence.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 20.90 | 21.60 | 22.20 | 22.90 | 23.50 | 24.10 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
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EU representative: Northern Realms, northernrealmsuk@gmail.com, 14 Granville Mount, Otley, Otley, ENG, LS213DZ, GB
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean