From the first axe to hit Lindisfarne to your last existential scream into the night sky, this T-shirt captures the timeless spirit of the Viking soul—loud, lost, and probably hungry. The “Screaming Into the Void Since 793 AD” tee is made for modern pagans who know that chaos isn’t just a phase—it’s a lifestyle.
Whether you’re shouting at the gods, the weather, or your own cursed luck, this shirt says it all so you don’t have to. Ideal for melancholy berserkers, seiðr-practising introverts, and anyone who’s ever muttered “Skål” while dead inside.
Details:
Classic black unisex T-shirt
Soft cotton blend – like a hug from Hel herself
Available in sizes S to 3XL
Machine washable, void-resistant, emotionally supportive (probably)
 
Perfect for: Pagan rituals, Norse-themed therapy sessions, goth festivals, long walks under stormy skies, or casual screaming.
 


EU representative: Northern Realms, northernrealmsuk@gmail.com, 14 Granville Mount, Otley, Otley, ENG, LS213DZ, GB
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean