Why settle for Midgard when you’re clearly destined for Asgard-level greatness? This “Too Cool for Midgard” kids’ T-shirt is for the young gods, shieldmaidens, and mischief-makers who already know they’re a bit too epic for this realm.
Whether they’re strutting through the schoolyard like it’s Valhalla or negotiating bedtime like a tiny Loki, this tee delivers mythical style with legendary attitude.
Details:
Black short-sleeve unisex kids’ T-shirt
Soft, breathable cotton blend – comfy enough for demi-gods-in-training
machine washable – resistant to mortal stains and divine chaos
Perfect for: Norse pagan families, mythology-loving kids, cheeky mini-Lokis, and anyone raising a legend.
Keywords: Norse kids T-shirt, funny Viking children’s top, Too Cool for Midgard shirt, pagan mythology kidswear, black Norse toddler tee, Loki energy shirt for kids, Asgardian youth T-shirt, heathen family clothing, Viking god apparel, mythology gift tee.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 41.00 | 43.00 | 46.00 | 48.00 | 51.00 |
| Length, cm | 52.00 | 56.00 | 60.00 | 64.00 | 67.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 34.00 | 36.00 | 39.00 | 41.00 | 44.00 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000B, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For children, Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry clean