Who needs a nanny when you’ve got the God of Thunder on duty? This “Thor Is My Babysitter” kids’ T-shirt is made for tiny terrors with the energy of a lightning bolt and the volume of Mjölnir hitting tile floors.
Whether they're hurling toys like mini hammers or summoning storms in the living room, this top lets everyone know your child’s being supervised—sort of. Because let’s be honest, if Thor’s watching the kids... something’s getting smashed.
Details:
Black short-sleeve unisex kids' T-shirt
Soft, comfy cotton blend – strong enough for thunder tantrums
Machine washable – battle-tested against mud, juice, and divine mischief
Perfect for: Norse pagan families, mythology-loving kids, chaotic little legends, and parents who believe in divine intervention.
Keywords: Thor kids T-shirt, Viking children’s clothing, Norse god babysitter shirt, funny pagan tee, Norse mythology top for kids, black Viking toddler shirt, Mjölnir T-shirt, god of thunder kidswear, heathen family clothing, Norse humour T-shirt.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 41.00 | 43.00 | 46.00 | 48.00 | 51.00 |
| Length, cm | 52.00 | 56.00 | 60.00 | 64.00 | 67.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 34.00 | 36.00 | 39.00 | 41.00 | 44.00 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000B, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For children, Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry clean