Sure, you’ve got the blood of Odin and the beard of a berserker—but even the mightiest Norse warrior needs a strong brew before battle (or before facing emails). This T-shirt is for the caffeine-fuelled conqueror who won’t lift an axe until they’ve lifted a mug.
With bold lettering and exhausted rage, it tells the world: yes, you’re a fearsome Viking… but also yes, you’re basically useless before your morning cup.
Perfect for:
Morning raids (on the fridge)
Groggy gods and sluggish shieldmaidens
Anyone who’s tried to summon Valhalla before 9am
Soft, comfy, and powered by coffee, chaos, and questionable decisions.
Because even the Allfather wouldn’t dare speak to you before that first sip. Skol.
.: 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
.: Eurofit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.70 | 50.80 | 55.80 | 60.90 | 66.00 | 71.10 | 76.20 |
| Length, cm | 71.10 | 73.60 | 76.20 | 78.70 | 81.20 | 83.80 | 86.30 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 20.90 | 21.60 | 22.20 | 22.90 | 23.50 | 24.10 | 24.70 |
EU representative: Northern Realms, northernrealmsuk@gmail.com, 14 Granville Mount, Otley, Otley, ENG, LS213DZ, GB
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean